All right, you guys! You
KNOW you want to send me a picture of
your
penis. And actually I want to see it. I like them MUCH better
if I can see your face and eyes in the picture, but if you want
to cover that up, I understand. But really, a penis is a LOT
more useful looking if it is big and hard than when it is just
hanging around, you know? So you should be hard.
So
show me your equipment! Give me the business! I don't want to
see some 15 inch monster you copied from the Net--show me YOUR
monster ready to go.
Here's
the contest: Anyone over
18 may enter. It runs from now through September 30, 2001--I
gotta have your dick in my hands (ooh! Well, in my mailbox
anyway) by midnight September
30th. Winners
and prizes will be announced by October 10th, 2001.
And to keep it interesting
and legit--so it is YOUR penis and not just 
some horse
dick you collected from the Net, the rule is that it has to be a photo
of you with MY picture IN the photo
(not added in later). I have prizes for:
- "Best Looking Dick" (a hard, pretty penis is a beautful thing! This is 'best looking' not biggest. There IS a difference.)
- "Smallest Dick" (What can I say? Big is good, but I personally like short, thin dicks because I can ride them longer without getting hurt -- especially up my backside!)
- "Biggest Dick" (if you have a fence post dick, wave it at me!) Show me the Monster! If you have a pet name for "him," tell me
- "Biggest Cum Puddle" (on my picture, you guys)
- "Most Public Place" photo of you cumming on my photo--I have to see it is a public place for this to count. Public means it is a place you could easily get caught by complete strangers.
If your cock takes the Prize, you can win your choice of:
- 10% Off Certificate for any one item in my Melissa Store
- An autographed photo print of me with a lipstick kiss on it
- A custom photo of me posed however you want me (... be reasonable! Don't make me hurt myself.)
- A free month's membership when you renew (available to members only - if you have not joined yet, click here!)
To Enter...
Send me up to 5 jpg format digital photos or up to 5MB of video clips (to me, by way of my webmaster) of you stroking, cumming on any picture of me, by midnight Sept 30, 2001. Sorry, if I can't open the video clips and see them, they don't count. This will overload my mailbox in a hurry, so please address them to my webmaster. I will look at all of the photos and I am the only judge to the contest. What I say GOES, Mister!